going to dublin

going to dublin In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Charlie, what are you doing?” Charlie replied, “Driving to Dublin!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the…

True dat

True dat No thank you, Babestation. If I was after some ropey-looking tart to cost me a fortune and never let me see her fanny, I’d still be married Source: True dat

Lop sided

Lop sided A young advertisement company employee was in a terrible motorcycle accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. He remained in the company and eventually became an editor-in-chief. However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance….

condoms

condoms A young couple Harlan and Goldie had just finished having remarkable sex. Afterwards, Goldie looked in the box of preservatives and saw that there were only six left out of the original twelve. She asked her boyfriend, “What happened to the five other condoms?” Harlan rather nervously and shiftily replied, “Ummm, I played…

Missing the sound of Two strokes racing

Missing the sound of Two strokes racing for anyone missing the sound of Two strokes racing have a look https://www.biker.ie/forum/images/sm…iggrin_old.gifhttps://www.biker.ie/forum/images/smilies/original.gif The cemetery circuit road races are on tomorrow from New Zealand anyone know where it can be streamed live Im sure Conor Cummins is racing Source: Missing the sound of Two strokes…

merry christmas

merry christmas got sent this today made me giggle:lbhbh: Merry Christmas 🎉💥🎊 A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I’d get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2017, I have decided to extend our friendship for another…